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Critique: WallWear

Ben Pell , you sly dog you, taking my ideas and making them better. How do you get away with it. For the past few months as I stare aimlessly at my surroundings, I've always wanted to dress myself in them. Waking up and putting on my Gyp Board pants, who wouldn't want to come to the "pants party". Or for those formal nights, my brick veneer shirt must always be accompanied by my mahogony wainscot jacket. But now im just going to look like a fool walking around in such silly things, thanks to Pell's breakthrough.

Pell's Walldrobe/Wearpaper is architectural fashion's beacon of light. These almost Planet of the Apes like pieces have a system of buttons and holes. You begin with rectangular pieces of material, which are placed in a laser cutter (so preferably leather, if u dont want to burn your house down). The lasercutter's accompanying computer has pre-made software that, with a design of ones choice, will then automatically cut the rectangular material into front or back items. These can be "buttoned" to the wall, or to each other to make wonderfully uncomfortable and ugly clothing. Your wall becomes, as a result, crazy puzzle pattern. BUT THINK OF THE CLOSET SPACE YOU SAVE!

Hey Pell, I bet you can't think of what my next idea is, stealer. It's definately not Shower Curtain Walls, definately not. Hey! I said its not! DAMNIT, you win again Pell.

posted by Anonymous @ 4:10 PM